Jan. 8th, 2012

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Character Name: Butt-Head
Canon: Beavis and Butt-Head
Canon Point: After "Going Down"

Personality: To put it simply, Butthead is an idiot. Not just a casual idiot (somebody who didn't pay attention in class), but an all-around idiot. He's more intelligent than Beavis, but he is still far behind the rest of his town in terms of intelligence. He knows a little about some things, but for the most part, his ideas and thought processes are dumber than dirt- and that's not an exaggeration. He also seems to have selective memory or short-term memory loss, such as when he and Beavis had locked Stuart in a closet and forgotten about him (which led to his parents thinking he had gone missing; this continued for a few hours before they opened the closet and found him, at which point they sent him on his way).

Butthead isn't shown very often freaking out. In fact, he manages to stay calm and somewhat collected, even during a beating. When he was choking on a chicken bone and Beavis didn't help him, Butthead didn't seem to hold a grudge or freak out and attack him. He didn't jump to Beavis' help when he, too, began choking on the same piece of chicken, but that is more likely due to the fact that they find stupid things like that to be 'cool'.

Butthead is a typical teenage boy. He loves violence, finds death to be 'cool', likes chicks, uses a variety of 'creative' insults, regularly tries to score with random women, and is definitely sexist, whether he means to be or not. Like Beavis, Butthead is a pervert. He has the sense of humor of a 13 year old, and laughs at anything vaguely referencing boobs, penises, vaginas, sex, butts, etc. He is also an avid fan of heavy metal and rock, and he is almost always seen with his AC/DC shirt on.

While Butthead is somewhat literate, he still has difficult reading and comprehending most things. And the comprehension problem isn't just in reading, either; when somebody tells him not to do something, he usually goes ahead and does it. Partly because he has a habit of doing stupid things, but also because he didn't hear them correctly. If a word or phrase can be even partly misheard as something dirty or suggestive, his brain will most likely interpret it that way, simply because that's just the way he is.

He doesn't have very many friends- in fact, Beavis is the only one he actually seems to get along with (and even then they're always fighting and insulting each other). He thinks most people are dorks, but he views criminals/bullies as 'cool' and he wants to be like them. He sees them as tough guys, which is what he's always wanted to be. Butthead doesn't have very much respect for ... well, anybody. He doesn't seem to have a problem with that, either, and consequences never seem to really affect him much in the long run.

History: wikipedia

Abilities: Absolutely none.

Strengths: While this is not true, Butthead likes to think of himself as 'smooth' with the ladies. It's obviously not effective but, in his mind, it's always super-effective. He's also fairly good at messing things up and breaking items, but whether this is a strength or a weakness is up to interpretation.
Weaknesses: He is an absolutely disrespectful idiot that laughs at pretty much anything. He destroys things that aren't his, and thrives on destruction. With him and Beavis in a room together, there is a 110% chance that something will go wrong. Even with just him in the room, there's a 50% chance something bad will happen. He'd do anything for money, except actually work at his job. In fact, he has absolutely no work ethic at all- or discipline, sense of purpose, or any human decency at all (I'm sure there's something there, but it's hardly ever exposed). He's also a liar, but not compulsively. Sometimes it's to save his butt, but other times it's just to see what would happen.

First Person Sample: Uh- so this butt-knocker told me I need to go to school. Uh, huh huh huh. What a nerd. Uh, huh huh huh.

[ He's sitting in front of a convenience store, a large plate of nachos in front of him. ] He gave me lunch money. Uh, huh huh huh. Uh, huh huh huh.

[ He eats a nacho, the cheese dripping down his chin. ] Uh- so you guys stop bitching on this stupid channel thing. You're interrupting my search for hot chicks. Uh, huh huh huh.

Uh- oh yeah. So I, like, saw this pregnant chick the other day. Uh, huh huh huh. Uh, huh huh huh. I threw some chocolate bars at her. Uh, huh huh huh.

[ He eats another nacho. ] Uh- my sister is pretty hot, too. Is it illegal to score with her if we aren't related? Uh, huh huh huh. Uh, huh huh huh.

Third Person Sample:

Butt-Head didn't believe any of the stupid shit his 'mom', 'dad', or 'sisters' said to him. First of all, he didn't enjoy school. School was for stupid dillweeds with nothing better to do. Butt-Head had a lot better things to do, like going to the Mini Mart and eating nachos with Beavis.

"Son, go clean your room." His mother walked into the living room, scowling at the boy who was sprawled on the couch with his legs spread open. He didn't seem to pay attention to her, which only served to agitate her more. She stood in front of him, hands on her hips.

"Now you listen here, mister. I have respected your memory loss, your personality change, and even your lack of respect for everyone around you. But when you start ignoring me? No, this is where I draw the line. You're grounded!"

"Uh- you're not my mom. Uh, huh huh huh." He throws the remote at her apathetically, hitting her in the leg. Her nostrils flared.

"Excuse me?!" She stormed over to him and grabbed him by the shirt. "You get up stairs, brush your teeth, take a shower, and clean your goddamn room. Now! You got that?"

"Make me. Uh, huh huh huh." SLAP! "Uh-" The woman, with some strange, unforeseen strength present, dragged Butt-Head off the couch and towards the direction of the stairs.

"Get upstairs now!" Her voice had a strange sense of malice, something unlike Butt-Head had ever heard before.

"Uh- you're a bitch. Uh, huh huh huh." He grudgingly walked up the stairs, hunched over and chuckling to himself. His mother fumed as she watched him walk up the stairs, mumbling to herself.

He never made it to his room. He passed the room of his 'older sister', a pretty hot chick that never wanted to talk with him. Her door was cracked open and he peeked in, eyes widening immediately. Somebody was changing into a bathing suit. "Uh, huh huh huh."

"MOM! DAD!"

Butt-Head was chuckling the entire time his father dragged him down the stairs and threw him out in the backyard.

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