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[youfartknocker]

 [ with his egg out on the streets somewhere, trying to crack it open so he can eat it. surprisingly, pokemon eggs are very durable. ]

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[youfartknocker]

[ Oh, he is. ]

Uh- trying to get so- [ A pause as he looks up at Wally. ]

Uh, huh huh huh. You're that wuss that was, like, crying. Uh, huh huh huh.

[chemistryinmotion]

[No, screw you Butt-Head, they are not talking about that.]

Look, that thing is not for eating, if that's what you were trying to do.

[youfartknocker]

Uh, huh huh huh. You were crying. [ He is really fascinated by dudes crying, okay. Just ask Beavis. ]

Uh, huh huh. You and Beavis can cry together. Uh, huh huh huh.

[chemistryinmotion]

[fhsdlksdjf GODDAMMIT BUTT-HEAD. HE WAS TRYING NOT TO TALK ABOUT THAT.]

Okay, I get it! I was crying! People cry. Doesn't mean we need to get together and have crying parties.

[Ugggghhh.]

[youfartknocker]

Uh- yeah you do. Uh, huh huh huh. Wuss. Uh, huh huh. [ punch him, wally. punch him right in his ugly face. ]

[chemistryinmotion]

[No, he really shouldn't...

HE IS BETTER THAN THAT...

But god he really wants to...

Okay screw it, you asked for it, Butt-Head.

I HOPE YOUR FACE ORDERED A KNUCKLE SANDWICH, BECAUSE ONE JUST GOT DELIVERED.

Which suddenly makes Wally feels a lot better. Not really about anything in particular, just about... everything, kind of.]

Don't call me a wuss, dude. And, seriously, don't try to eat that egg. That's probably like the Pokémon-equivalent of attempted manslaughter or something.

[youfartknocker]

[ he just falls to the ground. it's been a few months since he'd taken a punch. ]

Uh- I'm gonna kick your ass, butt-knocker. [ and he gets up and tries to beat him up. which is not very effective. ]

[chemistryinmotion]

[Yeah, Wally basically just rolls his eyes, and when Butt-Head charges at him, he dodges a few punches and gives Butt-Head a nice punch to the gut.]

Dude, don't even try.

I'm... gonna walk away now.

[See? This is Wally. Walking away.]

[youfartknocker]

Uh, huh huh. [ gets back up. and definitely goes for another punch ]

[chemistryinmotion]

[Sigh. He was really hoping Butt-Head would just let him walk away. GUESS NOT.

The punch just barely grazes the side of his chin, but he doesn't retaliate. Not yet.]

Seriously? I'm trying to be mature about this.

[youfartknocker]

[ LMAOOO ]

Uh- no, you're being a panty wuss about this. Uh, huh huh.

[chemistryinmotion]

[Dammit, Wally, you were supposed to walk away. But his fist had been twitching even before Butt-Head called him a wuss again, so... OOPS SORRY WAS THAT YOUR FACE.]

Don't call me a wuss.

[youfartknocker]

[ he falls back with a bloody nose. ]

Uh, huh huh. Wuss- [ he starts coughing. ]

[chemistryinmotion]

[Grabbing Butt-Head by the collar of his shirt, heaving him off the ground, only to punch him a few more times and then shove him back down. Yeah. WHAT NOW.]

Call me wuss one more time. I dare you.

[youfartknocker]

Uh, huh huh. [ another pause ]

Wuss. You fight like a girl. Uh, huh huh huh.

[chemistryinmotion]

[Wally's eye twitches, but he just stands loomingly over Butt-Head, fists still clenched.]

Yeah? Yet you're the one with a bloody nose.

[youfartknocker]

Uh- but I don't cry. Uh, huh huh.

[chemistryinmotion]

Whatever makes you feel better about the fact that I just kicked your ass, dude.

[He should leave it at that, just walk away and never talk to this asshole again, but, you know what? No. He's gonna rub it in.]

Yeah. How's it feel to lose to wuss who cries? I'd say that's pretty damn pathetic.

[youfartknocker]

Uh- I'll kick your ass, dill-weed. [ he doesnt stay down ever!! and he charges at wally because oh hell no ]