voicemail | sirenspull

[youfartknocker]

Uh- hey, baby. You've, like, reached Butt-Head, the pleasure machine. Leave a picture of your thingies. Uh, huh huh huh. [ ayup ]

Comments

nv virus

[whippings]

you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza

voice forever

[youfartknocker]

Uh- I don't, like, have one. Uh, huh huh huh.

voice in return!

[whippings]

[Ugh, not this fool again.]

What do you want.

lol

[youfartknocker]

Uh- you, baby. Uh, huh huh huh.

[whippings]

Well, you can't have me. But if you don't stop harassing me, I might just have to whip that mouth of yours.

[youfartknocker]

Uh- whoa. Uh, huh huh huh. You're, like, one of those kinky girls. Uh, huh huh huh. Uh, huh huh huh.

[whippings]

Don't be preposterous. It's just a very efficient way to shut fools up. I've done it hundreds of times before and I will most certainly do it again!

[youfartknocker]

Uh, huh huh huh. Whip me, baby, I've been naughty. Uh, huh huh huh.

[whippings]

If you contact me again I will have you arrested. Understood?

[youfartknocker]

Uh... [ reading. is. hard. ] If... you... Uh, huh huh huh. Whatever.

[whippings]

[Yeah, ending this conversation! She considers just deleting all the messages, but decides to keep them for evidence.]