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Uh- hey, baby. You've, like, reached Butt-Head, the pleasure machine. Leave a picture of your thingies. Uh, huh huh huh. [ ayup ]

Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.

she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE

Edited 2012-01-31 05:15 (UTC)

you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza

think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes