youfartknocker | voicemail

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Uh- hey, baby. You've, like, reached Butt-Head, the pleasure machine. Leave a picture of your thingies. Uh, huh huh huh. [ ayup ]

So? What's the point of trying to trap a girl if she's just going to hurt you?

Uh- it's called, like, stockholder's syndrome or something. Uh, huh huh huh. Dumb-ass.

Is that the disease you get if someone kicks you in the face too many times?

Uh- no, you get it from, like, being around somebody for a long time. Uh, huh huh huh. It's like an STD without, like, doing it. Uh, huh huh huh.

If I'm going to get an STD, I want to at least get it from doing it!

Uh- but it'll lead to you, like, doing it with the chick. Uh, huh huh huh.

No it won't! It'll lead to burning when I pee!

Uh- that sounds like a personal problem, dude. Uh, huh huh huh.

You're the one who brought up STDs!

Uh- you're the one, like, screaming about it. Uh, huh huh huh.

Then I'll stop screaming to you about it!

[Hanging up! Dramatically!]